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Funky Cold Medina - Boom the Bass
Cold coolin' at a bar and I'm lookin' for some action
But like Mike Jagger said
I can't get no satisfaction
The girls are all around
But none of them wanna get with me
My threads are fresh and
I'm lookin' def yo what's up with L O C

The girls all jockin' at the other end of the bar

Havin' drinks with some no name chump
When they know that I'm the star

So I got up and strolled over
To the other side of the cantina

I asked the guy why you so fly
He said Funky cold medina

Funky cold medina

This brother told me a secret on
How to get more chicks

Put a little medina in your glass
And the girls'll come real quick

It's better than any alcohol or aphrodisiac

A couple of sips of this love
Potion and she'll be on your lap

So I gave some to my dog when he began to beg

Then he licked his bowl and he looked at me
And did the wild thing on my leg

He used to scratch and bite me
Before he was much much meaner
But now all the poodles run to
My house for the Funky cold medina

You know what I'm sayin'

I got every dog in my neighborhood
Breakin' down' my door

I got Spuds McKenzie Alex from Stroh's

They won't leave my dog alone
With that medina pal

I went up to this girl she said
Hi my name is Sheena
I thought she'd be good to go
With a little funky cold medina

She said I'd like a drink I said
Ehm ok I'll go get it
Then a couple sips she cold licked her lips
And I knew that she was with it
So I took her to my crib and
Everything went well as planned

But when she got undressed
It was a big old mess Sheena was a man

So I threw him out I don't fool
Around with no Oscar Meyer wiener
You must be sure that the girl
Is pure for the Funky cold medina

You know what I'm sayin'

Ain't no plans with a man

This is the 80's don't know this
Down with the ladies

No joke

Break it down

Back in the saddle lookin' for a little affection
I took a shot as a contestant
On the love connection

The audience voted and you
Know they picked a winner

I took my date to the Hilton
For medina and some dinner

We had a few drinks
I'm thinkin' soon what I'll be gettin'

Instead she started
Talkin' 'bout plans for our weddin'
Said go my call
And hit the don't
I said may be I'll be see me
That's why I found you
Don't play around with the Funky cold medina

Ya know what I'm sayin'

That medina's a monster

Funky cold medina