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Half A Man - Stephen Lynch
All my days

I live with my disgrace

I'm afraid to show my face

Or at least take off my underwear

See I was born

Like a half way neutered pet

I don't have a matching set

It's a part of me
That just ain't there

Please don't stare
Well I'm a gambling man with out two dice
I'm like Uncle Ben with only one grain of rice
Oh to have two testis would be so nice
But I'm half a man

Yeah I'm half a man

Wanna die

End it all just call it quits

I can't find a cup that fits

And at baseball games I feel so dumb
When I hear ball one

Oh my God

How could you have been so cruel

To give me one family jewel
And the one that's there must feel so sad
He's a lonely nad
Well I'm a marathon runner with just one leg
I'm a fallopian tube with just one egg

Oh I want another testi
Do I have to beg
I'll be half a man

Yeah half a man oh

Well I'm a tweedle dee with no tweedle dum
And I'm a Siskel and an Ebert with just one thumb
And I'm a Yo Ho Ho with no bottle of rum
I'm just half a man

Yeah I'm half a man