โหลดเพลง mp3 Gerbil - Stephen Lynch

Gerbil - Stephen Lynch
I bought a gerbil from the petting zoo

If Richard Gere can do it I can too

I get undressed I start to lube
I stick the gerbil in the end of the tube

Wondering just how he'll feel
Will he like it better than his little wheel
Careful now he's right beside me
One more inch and he's inside me
Go gerbil go

Burrow harder burrow deeper

Be my little chimney sweeper
One thing I forgot about
How am I supposed to get you out

So now my Gerbils on easy street

It's warm and cozy and there's plenty to eat

The situation is beyone my control
Gotta find a way to get him out of his hole

I try crowbars I try wires
I almost had him with a pair of pliers

I try cheese but he's not biting
I wish this wasn't so exciting
Go gerbil go
Jesus I am such a sucker
Please get out you furry f**ker
I think I am getting ill
Suddenly he's very very still

Now it's too late

My gerbil died

I guess I have commited gerbicide

Here's some advice
It's very clear cut

If you love your gerbil

Don't stick him up your butt
Don't stick him up your butt
Little furry gerbil in your booty hole

Don't stick him up
And you put him in the end
And he won't come out

Yeah