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Lisa's Life Story - Frank Zappa
Hello. My name is Lisa Popeil.

Ha ha. Ever seen one of these?

My father who's filthy rich made this.

It's a Pocket Fisherman,
ha ha. And he also made the Veg-O-Matic,
which works about as well.
And then there's always my brother Ronnie of Ronco.
I'm sure you've heard of him.
He has all those commercials that go on and on and on and on AND ON AND ON and on and on, I know.
Now I'm here to tell you my life story

When I was young
I was a skinny neurotic bitch

(Doo-doo-da-dee-ha!)
But it didn't matter
(E-eh-e-eh-e-eh-e-eh-eh!)

Because the ego was so large

It didn't matter that I hadn't done nothing
Or seen nothing in my life, ow!

Trapped in a sexless body I always knew
(Ha ha ha ha-ha-ha)
That I was an oversexed hussy

So my next task was to find someone who could

Satisfy my every desire

(Da-da doo-dood da ba dad-dood
Da-dood-dad-dood da-dood-da-da)

Unfortunately I lacked the basic essentials

So I went out to get me some
Of what I needed all along

A pair of titties just like mom
(Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!)

I went to a Catholic school

With all those nerds

I swear a good Catholic girl
Can't go anywhere these days

Well, then there was a quest for the perfect hunk
I spell that h-u-n-k, hunk

You know, I like them tall and blonde.