Talk Soup - Weird Al Yankovic Written by:Al Yankovic I dated siamese twins I slept with big foot too Get me on sally Jesse Put me on donahue 'Cause I wanna tell the world about it
Right now
My dogs a narcoleptic My moms a circus freak I gotta get a spot on Geraldos show this week 'Cause I wanna tell the world about it
Right now
I'm just an anorexic codependant bingo addict Stripper born without a chin
And I'm only comfortable talking about it When the whole wide world is listening in
Talk soup
Talk soup
Listen to me listen to me listen To me listen to me listen to me
My wife ran off with elvis My boss shaved off my hair I've got a thing for poodles And rubber underwear and I wanna tell the world about it
Right now
I had a close encounter I never chew my food I got eleven nose jobs I yodel in the ***** And I wanna tell the world about it
Right now
I'm just a cross dressin alcoholic neo nazi Porno star as you may have guessed
And I'm really gonna feel a whole lot better If you let me get this thing off my chest
Talk soup
Talk soup
Listen to me Listen to me Listen to me Listen to me Listen to me
I'm just your average schizophrenic nymphomaniac
Albino go go dancer you see
Nothin so bad that I can't share it With a billion friends on national T V
I have no genitalia I sold my kids for cheese I love my blow up doll so Bring out those cameras please 'Cause I gotta tell the world about it
Right now
Talk soup
Talk soup
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Talk soup
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