Robin, will make you sway like that and Beat for beat, rhyme for rhyme Deep in Gotham, fightin crime No one, can save the day like Batman Commissioner X here!
Batman & Robin, we have a bit of a problem There's trouble brewing in Gotham City You MUST act fast!
Holy mackeral Batman! I think these clowns need to back down Let's be the Gap Band and drop the bomb on 'em and make 'em SCAT man (When you say scat man, like the brother called brother) Uh-huh (When it's on, it's cold, so bring the coroner cover) We can take it to the Bassment, live with Tigger Go get The Riddler, to watch me play that nigga like a fiddler on a hot tin roof, I got them watchin who? She who spits it like she was sippin rot-ten brew, ooh (We Marvel at you Comics, you ain't no Superhero) You just a stupid zero, you ain't hard like DeNiro Surprise! The Dynamic Duo Batman & Robin, gats set for squabbin (nigga!) Splat! Hit 'em like forty-five shells (nigga!) Plat! Means more than one million sales That's nuff shot to lick, you get done up Plus we got the Bat gats, so why would you run up?
No one, can save the day like Batman
Robin, will make you sway like that and
Beat for beat, rhyme for rhyme Deep in Gotham, fightin crime No one, can save the day like Batman
Yeah, when it's beef in Gotham City I, gots to flip and Hit 'em with the POW! BAM! BIFF! Whoa Pick up your lips, don't trip, tie your shoelace When I spit, I split it, turn Harvey Dent into Two-Face Robin, I'm more than a sidekick, I'm more like the livest They wanna go head up and collide And like collision, hope your moms made provisions See you ain't got no wins baby, not even a smidgen Mad hostility dealt, now I'ma really be felt Switch on my utility belt, make yo' facility melt I go Mad on yo' Hatter, watch yo' whole shit splatter Get, wicked on yo' case like Detective Van Adder So the, sayin goes, if you snooze you lose Trust you do, me and Batman the Dynamic Two! No one, can save the day like Batman Robin, will make you sway like that and Beat for beat, rhyme for rhyme
Deep in Gotham, fightin crime No one, can save the day like Batman Cold day in Gotham in the Bat Cave chillin Catnip for Catwoman so she caught the feeling Huh, talk about flavor for a Pringle A favor for a favor maybe later we can mingle Damn, just then, the Bat Phone ringin They hoo-bangin' in Gotham, I got to do my thing
Batman! War is on the brink It seems that the Penguin is causing a stink Call up Robin quick, you know what to do Add dye to the water and splash the town blue Shit I'm there in a flash, Batmobile on 3's Trust me buddy, got heat for Mr. Freeze And Clayface will catch the em-brace
of napalm when I drop my Bat Bomb .. and don't you forget it Takin out you suckers and you don't know how I did it No one, can save the day like Batman Robin, will make you sway like that and
Beat for beat, rhyme for rhyme Deep in Gotham, fightin crime No one, can save the day like Batman Robin, will make you sway like that and
Beat for beat, rhyme for rhyme Deep in Gotham, fightin crime Dirty Dinkins Batman! Did you see those crispy khaki creases on that rugged wretched.. Aiy-yo-yo-yo kick back Robin Get Alfred and tell him to have barbecued buffalo wings and a pitcher of Kool-Aid on chill It's about to get real in the field Leapin Lo-lo's! Over there Batman! That's a no-no! Let's hop out this fo'-do'! Yea yea yea, systems engaged Start the Bat Engine, hit the Bat Switches
You ready Robin? Let's dip Let's, dip! Holy Hoodrat Sally smokin crack in the alley Let's, dip! I mean, crazy kinfolk in Kingsville Batman! We must, we MUST Batman, listen to me Holy Leapin Lizards and Gizzards
and all that shit that come with it And potatoes on top with gravy in the middle
