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I'm A Band Leader - Frank Zappa
I'm a band leader
Not only can
I drink a whole lot
But I play 23 different instruments
Too and I don't even know how to read music
Self taught you know
Couldn't tell it
Though to hear me play
When I play and sway in rhythm to the catchy little tunes
That I know all the girls for five miles
Around get hot pants for me hotcha

Last night was pretty good for a Wednesday
We got ten requests for

We got
Bill Bailey
And we played them all
And we got seven people came up for the twist contest

I gave away a box with two small bottles
Of champagne imported from Europe heh
And kissed the girl who won
And shook hands with the guy she was with
He didn't mind when I kissed her because I'm important

We have a new routine

Been working on it for three weeks or more
I pretend I'm a queer
And the sax player pretends he's a queer
Too and later on in the show
Thisll kill ya

We kiss each other so that it
Looks to the audience like
We kiss each other on the mouth heh
When we go

Into a fast number
GOD the people love it
Wait till we get to Las Vegas
Ha heh heh