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Kinja Rules (Album Version) - Jimmy Buffett
Written by：Jimmy Buffett
Pullman he just call
He ask how come ya don need no watah
Don't need water
Well you let the barge go by
He comin' to talk to you
Who is senator pullman anyway
Why do I have to signal the barge
Welcome to the Caribbean put on a shirt at least
The big enchilada is on his way

Mr norman paperman I presume
Joinin' us in kinja for de tourist boom
Norman paperman at your service
Meeting the kingpin I'm slightly nervous
Mr paperman I here to be your friend
But there's just certain rules here we can not bend
Paperman how about the water my cistern's flat
Why sure I come to take care of dat
But you gotta play by kinja rules
Forget about da tings you learned in school
We use a different box of tools
And you gotta play by kinja rules

Now dis alien ain't bonded for no gondolier
He's bonded for gardener dat why he here
De chief of immigration a power in dis town
Chief find out your hotel close down
Hereafter gardening's all he'll do I didn't know I swear to you
Doan' hoross yourself it's okay mister
De chief of immigration she's my sister

But you gotta play by kinja rules
Forget about that civics course you learned in school
We ain't city folks but we ain't fools
And you gotta play by kinja rules

Stop

How about my water

Hold you hosses I come to dat
Look at da chambermaid she mighty fat
And if dat alien have her baby here
Dat baby an American free and clear
De secretary of interior he gonna rave
And dat baby on your record
From da cradle to da grave
Your responsibility I doan mean maybe
Da bottom line sir dat your baby

You gotta play by kinja rules
Forget about da tings you learned in school
We use a simple box of tools
And you gotta play by kinja rules

I'll send her away but this club's bone dry
No problem lots of watah you can buy
Buy water senator
That's your advice
Chief of public works give you a special price
Chief of public works
Who's he your brother
Ha ha not bad she's lorna's mother

So you gotta play by kinja rules
Forget about da tings you learned in school
We use a different box of tools
And you gotta play by kinja rules

Senator I thank you
Now one thing's clear
I've got to hire a kinjan gondolier
Now dat a problem
What's the reason
No unemployment it's high season
Can't hire no kinjan to wear dis hat
And I can't use an alien
Don't ask dat
You've been a great help sir you've got my vote
Just tell me who's going to row that boat
You gotta play by kinja rules
Forget about da tings you learned in school
Just take it easy play it cool
But be sure to
Play by kinja rules

You gotta play by kinja rules
Forget about that civics course you learned in school
God watches out for drunks and fools
But forget the ten commandments here
Kinja rules
Kinja rules
Kinja rules
Kinja rules

Norman paperman I feel you soon adjust to kinja hahaha