Jesus is the Son of God But Craig don't give a d**n
Because when Craig's in sight We'll party all d**n night I don't turn water into wine But into cold Coors Light I'm not my brother I know Don't walk on H2O But I got hydroponic sh*t that me and Judas grow I'm f**kin' craig
I'm f**kin' craig
I'm f**kin' craig
Craig christ
I hang out with lepers
Barabas and salome
Jesus's friends are called apostles Those dudes are totally gay
Jesus performs miracles
From Galilee to rome
But it would be a miracle
If he brought a f**kin lady home
Because when Jesus is prayin' F**kin Craig is layin' Every lady in the testament You know what I'm sayin I won't die for your sins Like my famous kin But if you got a little sister Then theres room at this inn I'm f**kin' craig
I'm f**kin' craig
Rappa papa
Craig christ
Jesus was our mothers fav
All her love to him she gave
But there's no sibling rivalry
When he's nailed to that tree yeah And now the question for you Is not What Would Jesus Do But where will you be When the Craig Machine comes partyin' through And if the Lord will allow You've got to ask yourself howand who and why and when And where is your messiah now It's f**kin' craig