Shoplifting Clothes (Bonus Track) - Paul Simon Din Din Din Din Shopliftin clothes Din Din Din Din Shopliftin clothes Din Din Din Din Din Din Well I believe it's that time of year when I shop for clothes
Well I believe it's that time of year when I shop for clothes
Tells you how far your hard earned money goes
Come on in boys Get yourself a better view
Have a look around. See if anything appeals to you
We got a sale right now
You buy one you get two
Just look at the way that fabric drapes your legs
Now imagine that in a size 6 and a 12 inch leg
Women see you coming they'll get down on their knees and beg
Well I believe it's that time of year when I shop for clothes
Well I believe it's that time of year when I shop for clothes
Tells you how far your hard earned money goes
We're featuring the Ivy League look It's conservative But cool
Yes and with the proper V collar woah Now you're breaking all the rules
How about a shark skin suit
Shines just like a jewel
If it's a hat you require
let me show you one of our stingy brims
Here, check yourself out in the mirror This shipment just come in
Man that hat is you
That hat is him
Oh sorry my man but the cape is not for sale
I've got a shipment coming in any day now via the air mail
Yes this item is going to be very fashionable come the fall
Well I believe it's that time of year when I shop for clothes
Well I believe it's that time of year when I shop for clothes
Tells you how far your hard earned money goes
Well I believe it's that time of year when I shop for clothes
Well I believe it's that time of year when I shop for clothes