โหลดเพลง mp3 The Lady's Paying - Andrew Lloyd Webber

The Lady's Paying - Andrew Lloyd Webber (安德鲁·劳埃德·韦伯)/Patti LuPone/Kevin Anderson/Nicolas Colicos
Written by：Andrew Lloyd Webber
Hurry up the birthday boy is on his way

This is a surprise celebration
I hope you've remembered everything I've said
I want to see a total transformation
What's all this

Happy birthday darling did you think we'd forgotten
Thanks
These people are from the best men's shop in town
I had them close it down for the day
Norma now listen
I'll leave you boys to it

Happy birthday welcome to your shopathon
What's going on
Help yourself it's all been taken care of

Anyone who's anyone is dressed by me
Well golly gee
Pick out anything you'd like a pair of

You just point I'll do the rest
I've brought nothing but the best

You're a very lucky writer
Come along now get undressed

Unless I'm much mistaken
That's a 42 inch chest

I don't understand a word you're saying

Well all you need to know's the lady's paying
It's nice to get your just reward this time of year
Get outta here
And all my merchandise is strictly kosher

When you've thrown away all your old worn out stuff
Hey that's enough
Perhaps you'd like to model for my brochure

I have just the thing for you
Chalk stripe suits
In black
Or blue
Glen plaid trousers
Cashmere sweaters
Bathing shorts for Malibu
Here's a patent leather lace up
It's a virtuoso shoe

And a simply marvelous coat made of vicuna

You know what you can do with your vicuna

Come on Joe you haven't even started yet
You wanna bet
I thought by now he'd look the height of fashion
He always takes forever making up his mind
Don't be unkind
I thought you writers knew about compassion

I love flannel on a man
This will complement his tan
We'll take two of these and four of those
I'm still your greatest fan
Very soon now we'll have stopped him
Looking like an also ran

You're going to make me sorry that I'm staying

Well all right I'll choose after all I'm paying

Evening clothes
I want to see your most deluxe
Won't wear a tux
Of course not dear tuxedos are for waiters

What we need are tails a white tie and top hat
I can't wear that
Joe second rate clothes are for second raters
I seek today of that
Se wow filling station shirt
And the boring baggie jacket
And with yesterday desert
I don't have to go to premieres
I'm never on display
You seem to forget that I'm a writer

Who cares what you wear when you're a writer

I can't join and please don't be so mean to me
Ok all right
You will be charming to my new year's eve party
I've been invited somewhere else on new year's eve
Thats why no
Try always see the new year's eve party
I can't do without you Joe I need you

I've sent out every single invitation

All right Norma I give in
Of course you do
And when they've dressed you
You'll 'cause a sensation

We equip the chosen few of Movie land and
The latest cut
We dress every movie star and crooner

From their shiny toecaps to their hatband
Conceal your gut
You won't regret selecting the vicuna

If you need a hand to shake
If there's a girl you want to make
If there's a soul you're out to capture
Or a heart you want to break
If you want the world to love you
You'll have to learn to take
You must decide with bursie was training
And certain potars walk the lady's paying
And why not have it all
The lady's paying