โหลดเพลง mp3 Ringtone - Weird Al Yankovic

Once not very long ago I was respected

I was popular popular ooh
But now I hang my head in shame ahh ooh

My life is filled with such regret

A bad mistake I can't forget

And now I'll never be the same

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Why did I buy this stupid ringtone

I just can't imagine now what I was thinking at all
What was I thinking

My friends all stare at me whenever I get a call

Well everybody everybody
Everybody everybody
Everybody in the world really hates my ringtone

When my phone goes off at work
I look like the biggest jerk
Total strangers wanna slap me around

When it's ringin' on the terrace
My neighbors get embarrassed
They're beggin' me to move outta town

Well it made my wife so sick
She smashed my iPhone with a brick
But I had it fixed and now it's just fine

It's a pain I sure don't need it
And I probably should delete it
But for me that would be crossin' the line

'Cause I hate to waste a buck ninety nine

Hey I paid good money for this
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Why did I buy this stupid ringtone

I just can't imagine now what I was thinking at all
Really what was I thinking

My friends all stare at me whenever I get a call

Well everybody everybody
Everybody everybody
Everybody in the world really hates my ringtone

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Chinese factory workers they hate my ringtone
Muslim women in burqas really hate my ringtone
Starvin' kids in Angola they hate my ringtone
Even folks with Ebola just hate my ringtone

All the nuns and nannies all the welfare mothers
All the Pakistanis all the Wayans brothers
Everyone on the land everyone on the sea
Every single person everywhere unanimously

Everybody everybody

Everybody everybody
Everybody in the whole wide world really hates my

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Ringtone - Weird Al Yankovic