โหลดเพลง mp3 The Legend Of The Illinois Enema Bandit - Frank Zappa

The Legend Of The Illinois Enema Bandit - Frank Zappa
The illinois enema bandit

I heard he's on the loose

I heard he's on the loose

Lord the pitiful screams

Of all them college-educated women

He'd just be tyin' 'em up

They'd be all bound down

Just be pumpin' every one of 'em up with all the bag fulla

The illinois enema bandit juice

He just be pumpin' every one of 'em up with the bag fulla

The illinois bandit juice

Just be pumpin' every one of 'em up with all the bag fulla

The illinois bandit juice

He just be pumpin' every one of 'em up with the bag fulla

The illinois bandit juice

The illinois enema bandit

I heard it on the news

I heard it on the news

Bloomington illinoishe has caused some alarm

Just sneakin' around there

From farm to farm

Got a rubberized bag

And a horse on his arm

Lookin' for some rustic co-ed rump
That he just might wanna pump
Lookin' for some rustic co-ed rump
That he just might wanna pump
Lookin' for some rustic co-ed rump
That he just might wanna pump

The illinois enema bandit

Some day he'll have to pay

Some day he'll have to pay

The police will say you're under arrest

And the judge would have him for a special guest

The da will order a secret test

And stuff his pudgy little thumbs in the side of his vest

Then they'll put out a call for the jury folks
And the judge would say no poo-poo jokes

Then they'll drag in the bandit for all to see
Sayin' don't nobody have no sympathy

Hot soapy water in the first degree

And the bandit might say why is everybody always pickin' on me
Well did you cause this misery

Well did you cause this misery

Well did you cause this misery

One girl shout let the bandit be

Bandit are you guilty bandit are you guilty

Tell me what's your plea

Another girl shout let the fiend go free

Are you guilty bandid did you do these deeds

The bandit say it must be just what they all needs

The bandit say it must be just what they all needs

The bandit say it must be just what they all needs

The bandit say it must be just what they all needs

The bandit say it must be just what they all needs

The bandit say it must be just what they all needs

He just be pumpin' every one of 'em up with the bag fulla

He just be pumpin' every one of 'em up with the bag fulla

He just be pumpin' every one of 'em up with the bag fulla

He just be pumpin' every one of 'em up with the bag fulla

He just be pumpin' every one of 'em up with the bag fulla
The illinois bandit juice
Just be pumpin' every one of 'em up with all the bag fulla
The illinois enema bandit juice

Just be pumpin' every one of 'em up with all the bag fulla
The illinois enema bandit juice
Just be pumpin' every one of 'em up with all the bag fulla
The illinois enema bandit juice

Just be pumpin' every one of 'em up with all the bag fulla
The illinois enema bandit juice

Just be pumpin' every one of 'em up with all the bag fulla

The illinois enema bandit juice

Just be pumpin' every one of 'em up with all the bag fulla
The illinois enema bandit juice

Just be pumpin' every one of 'em up with all the bag fulla
The illinois enema bandit juice

Just be pumpin' every one of 'em up with all the bag fulla
The illinois enema bandit juice
Just be pumpin' every one of 'em up with all the bag fulla
The illinois enema bandit juice
Just be pumpin' every one of 'em up with all the bag fulla

The illinois enema bandit juice
Just be pumpin'