โหลดเพลง mp3 I'll Sue Ya - Weird Al Yankovic

I'll Sue Ya - WeirdAl Yankovic

I sued Taco Bell
'Cause I ate half a million Chalupas
And I got fat
I sued Panasonic

They never said I shouldn't use their microwave

To dry off my cat
Huh I sued Earthlink

'Cause I called them up
N' they had the nerve to put me on hold
I sued Starbucks
'Cause I spilled a Frappucino in my lap
And brrr it was cold
I sued Toys'R'Us

'Cause I swallowed a Nerf ball
And nearly choked to death
Ugh I sued PetCo

'Cause I ate a bag of kitty litter
And now I got bad breath
I sued Coca-Cola yo
'Cause I put my finger down in a bottle
And it got stuck

I sued Delta Airlines

'Cause they sold me a ticket to New Jersey
I went there and it sucked
Yeah

If you stand me up on a date

If you deliver my pizza 30 seconds late
I'm gonna sue sue
Yes I'm gonna sue
Sue sue yeah that's what I'm gonna do
I'm gonna sue sue
Yes I'm gonna sue

Sue sue yeah I might even sue you
Ugh

I sued Duracell

They never told me not to shove that double-A

Right up my nose
I sued Home Depot

'Cause they sold me a hammer
Which they knew I might drop on my toes
I sued Dell Computers

'Cause I took a bath with my laptop
Now it doesn't work

I sued Fruit of the Loom
'Cause when I wear their tightie-whities on my head
I look like a jerk
I sued Verizon
'Cause I get all depressed
Any time my cell phone is roaming

I sued Colorado

'Cause you know I think it looks a little bit too much
Like Wyoming

I sued Neiman Marcus

'Cause they put up their Christmas decorations

Way out of season
I sued Ben Affleck

Aw do I even need a reason

Ugh
If I sprain my ankle
While I'm robbing your place

If I hurt my knuckles

When I punch you in the face
I'm gonna sue sue
Yes I'm gonna sue
Sue sue yeah that's what I'm gonna do
I'm gonna sue sue

Yes I'm gonna sue
Sue sue that's right I'm gonna sue you

Ugh
Ugh
Ugh

I'll sue ya
I'll take all of your money
I'll sue ya
If you even look at me funny
I'll sue ya
I'll take all of your money
I'll sue ya
If you even look at me funny
I'll sue ya
I'll take all of your money
I'll sue ya
If you even look at me funny
I'll sue ya
I'll take all of your money
I'll sue ya
If you even look at me funny
I'll sue ya
Ha-ha ha ha-haa
I'll sue ya
What'chall think of that
I'll sue ya
Ha-ha ha ha-haa
Boo ya
I'll sue ya
Ugh