โหลดเพลง mp3 Dare To Be Stupid - Weird Al Yankovic

Dare to Be Stupid - "Weird Al" Yankovic
Put down your chainsaw and listen to me
It's time for us to join in the fight

It's time to let your babies grow up to be cowboys
It's time to let the bedbugs bite

You better put all your eggs in one basket
You better count your chickens before they hatch

You better sell some wine before it's time
You better find yourself an itch to scratch

You better squeeze all the charmin
You can while Mr Wimpole's not around

Stick your head in the microwave and get yourself a tan

Talk with your mouth full

Bite the hand that feeds you

Bite on more than you chew
What can you do

Dare to be stupid
Take some wooden nickles

Look for Mr Goodbar

Get your mojo working now
I'll show you how
You can dare to be stupid

You can turn the other cheek

You can just give up the ship

You can eat a bunch of sushi and forget to leave a tip

Dare to be stupid

Come on and dare to be stupid

It's so easy to do
Dare to be stupid
We're all waiting for you
Let's go

It's time to make a mountain out of a molehill
So can I have a volunteer

There's no more time for crying over spilled milk
Now it's time for crying in your beer

Settle down raise a family join the P-T-A
Buy some sensible shoes and a chevrolet

And party 'till you're broke and they drive you away
It's ok you can dare to be stupid
It's like spitting on a fish

It's like barking up a tree

It's like I said you gotta buy one if you want to get one free

Dare to be stupid yes
Why don't you dare to be stupid
It's so easy to do
Dare to be stupid

We're all waiting for you
Dare to be stupid
Burn your candle at both ends
Look a gift horse in the mouth

Mashed potatoes can be your friends

You can be a coffee achiever
You can sit around the house and watch leave it to beaver
The future's up to you
So what you gonna do
Dare to be stupid
Dare to be stupid
What did I say

Dare to be stupid
Tell me what did I say
Dare to be stupid
It's alright
Dare to be stupid
We can be stupid all night
Dare to be stupid
Come on join the crowd
Dare to be stupid
Shout it out loud
Dare to be stupid
I can't hear you
Dare to be stupid
Ok I can hear you now
Dare to be stupid
Let's go dare to be stupid
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