โหลดเพลง mp3 There! Right There! - Peter Davison

There! Right There! - Peter Davison
There right there
Look at that tanned well tended skin
Look at the killer shape he's in
Look at that slightly stubbly chin
Oh please he's gay
Totally gay
I'm not about to celebrate
Every trait could indicate
A totally straight expatriate
That guy's not gay
I say not gay
That is the elephant in the room
Well is it relevant to assume
That a man who wears perfume
Is automatically radically fae
But look at his coiffed and crispy locks
Look at his silk translucent socks
There's the eternal paradox
Look what we're seein'
What are we seein'
Is he gay
Of course he's gay
Or European

Ohhhh

Gay or European
It's hard to guarantee
Is he gay or European
Well hey don't look at me
You see they bring their boys up different
In those charming foreign ports
They play peculiar sports
In shiny shirts and tiny shorts
Gay or foreign fella
The answer could take weeks
They both say things like ciao bella
While they kiss you on both cheeks
Oh please
Gay or European
So many shades of gray
Depending on the time of day
The French go either way
Is he gay or European or
There right there
Look at that condescending smirk
Seen it on every guy at work
That is a metro hetero jerk
That guy's not gay I say no way
That is the elephant in the room
Well is it relevant to presume
That a hottie in that costume
Is automatically radically
Ironically chronically
Certainly flirtingly
Genetically medically
Gay offically gay
Swishily gay gay gay gay

Damn it

Gay or European
So stylish and relaxed
Is he gay or European
I think his chest is waxed
But they bring their boys up different there
It's culturally diverse
It's not a fashion curse
If he wears a kilt or bears a purse
Gay or just exotic
I still can't crack the code
Yeah his accent is hypnotic
But his shoes are pointy toed
Huh
Gay or European
So many shades of gray
But if he turns out straight
I'm free at eight on saturday
Is he gay or European
Gay or European
Gay or Euro
Wait a minute

Give me a chance to crack this guy

I have an idea I'd like to try
The floor is yours

So Mr. Argitakos
This alleged affair with Ms. Wyndham has been going on for
Two years
And your first name again is
Nikos
And your boyfriend's name is
Carlos

Sorry
I misunderstand
You say boyfriend
I thought you say best friend
Carlos is my best friend

You bastard

You lying bastard

That's it I no cover for you no more

Peoples I have a big announcement

This man is gay and European
Whoa
And neither is disgrace
You gotta stop your being
A completely closet case

It's me not her he's seein'
No matter what he say
I swear he never ever ever swing the other way
You are so gay you big parfait
You flaming one man cabaret
I'm straight
You were not yesterday
So if I may I'm proud to say

He's gay
And European
He's gay
And European
He's gay
And European
And gay
Fine okay I'm gay
Hooray