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Handy (便利) - Weird Al Yankovic
First things first I'm a craftsman

Remodelling is my only passion
And I'm the greatest in the business
Want referrals yo
My clientele will bear you witness
I can help when your door jamb sticks
There is nothing in the world I can't fix
I do tiles I do stone I do bricks
Call me I'll come rushing over with my bag of tricks
Where you go when your disposal is rusted
Termite problem making you disgusted

When your front window is busted
Just one man that's always trusted
I'm so handy you already know
I'll fix your plumbing when your toilets over flows
I'm so handy I'll bring you up to code
When your dishwasher's about to explode

Now you see that your furnace is needing some service
I'm fully bonded no need to be nervous
Perhaps you would like a new counter Formica
Maybe I'll hook up your dish washer combo dryer
But all your pipes are antique
Your water pressure's too weak
You got an attic full of dry rot
Because your roof sprung a leak
Your fridge is starting to reek
Your hardwood floors really squeak
But don't you worry I'll just show you my amazing technique
Now let me glue that glue that and screw that screw that
Any random chore you got well I can do that do that
Or maybe I'll just rewire your house for fun
I got 99 problems but a switch ain't one
I'm so handy everyone said so
I'll grout your bathroom resurface your patio

I'm so handy I'm the guy to know

When your leaf blower doesn't blow-oh-oh-oh

Patch the drywall clean your gutters and mow the lawn
Make that phone call I'll install anything you want
Yeah check my big staple gun my socket wrenches are second to none
I won't quit 'til I'm done don't even care if I hammer my thumb

Still rocking my screwdriver

Got the whole world thinking I'm MacGuyver
Your heating bills are shocking
I can solve that with some duct tape and some caulking
Your house is a disaster huh
Need a guy whose a master with the plaster huh
Let me be your stripper
Taking off lacquer no one does it quicker
I'm so handy you already know
I'll beat all price quotes my hourly rates are low
I'm so handy you should call this pro
I'm in the phone book and se habla Español