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Cocktales - Too $hort
These are the tales the freaky tales
These are the tales that I tell so well
You don't like dirty my raps
You can go to hell
'Cause short dog's on the mic
Telling cocktales

H-E-A-D
All you washed up hoes tryin' to throw that p
You just a big freak
You better not complain
When you hear these cocktales and you hear your name
If you a fake bitch

Ain't no thank
I pick up the phone and call Denine
If I call Marie, I know for a fact
I'll get sucked in my drop top cadillac

I met this freak named Naomi
Strait dick sucker worked me and my homie
She had a girl friend her name was Vicky
I pulled her to the side and let her suck my dick
She was fine as fuck but can't fuck with Tina
Tina Tina the sperm cleaner
I took her to my house and I told her strip
Baby got freaky started doin' the splits
I said biotch

Do what you want
'Cause a true blue mac won't even front
I fucked her with my finger
She tried to cum
Pussy so tight wouldn't give me none
I'm sure Too Short couldn't be no punk
I'm tryin' a get funky 'cause I love to funk
My dick is big and her nigga had a little one
I didn't fuck her freaky ass but it was still fun
I know you stop and wonder just what it is
Its the California lifestyle that I live
See I'm from the crew
Dangerous bitch
Tellin' everybody about this freaky shit
I know this bitch name Annette
You get her all alone and she'll suck your dick
Hello freak
Won't say no for shit
You and her all alone nigga thats yo bitch
I know another freak
Her names Joanne
I always get the pussy 'cause I know I can
Finest bitch around ain't got no man
Every time she cross my mind
I go fuck her again
Shes like another freak
Named Christina
Bitch so dumb I named her misdemeanor
'Cause it had to be a crime to be that dumb
I took her to my house and she let me cum in her mouth
You know I did all that shit
She got my number if she beep me I'mmacall that bitch
And go dig in them guts like a gardner
If she start screamin' I'mmafuck the bitch harder

'Cause these are the tales the freaky tales
These are the tales that I tell so well
You don't like my dirty raps
You can go to hell
'Cause short dog's on the mic
Telling cocktales

I meet the groupies
Hookers like Kathy
Fuckin' MC's 'cause she's so nasty
See her backstage tryina throw that ass
She just like to freak
And she had to pass me that pussy
You can't stop the bitch
Let her roll on those and then drop her rich
My name is short
My game is long
I freak these hoes
And sing these songs

I know a bitch named Stephanie
Do anything she can to have sex with me
She really don't bring out the best in me
But I love her fine ass layin' next to me

Shes like another freak named Nicole

So damn sprung on my diamonds and gold
I took her to my house
She gave me the panties
I fucked her so good she told her friend named Angie
Angie called me up about two weeks later
Talkin' some shit about do me player
So I did her
Just like Tamera
Takin' naked pictures with my polaroid camera
Next they told a bitch
Named Raquel
Got my skin all under her fingernails
She was diggin' in my back while I grind the shit
That was way back
Now I can't find the bitch
But if I do I'll probably do the same again
Break the bitch for everything
'Cause I came to pimp
I'm Too Short baby
I don't stop mackin'
I grab the microphone and I don't stop rappin'
You can bet yo life
As I spit these raps I'll be fuckin' em up like that
Biotch
I know a bitch
Her name is Sheri
I had to cut her loose 'cause she wanna get married

Pussy so good and I do mean very
Sometimes it's shaved sometimes it's hairy
I'm Short Dog ain't nothin' nice
Yeah but make me mad and I'll fuck your wife
Have fun with your bitch
Have her sprung on my dick
I guess I'll pull it out and just cum on your bitch
Like my other little tramp
Named Erica
Anywhere I wanna fuck
Thats where I fuck
'Cause shes the frekiest bitch in America
And everytime I get the pussy
I just tear it up
'Cause these are the tales the freaky tales
These are the tales that I tell so well
You don't like my dirty raps
You can go to hell
'Cause short dog's on the mic
Telling cocktales

Biotch

And it don't stop to the beat