โหลดเพลง mp3 Wanna B Ur Lovr - Weird Al Yankovic

Wanna B Ur Lovr - Weird Al Yankovic
I don't have a library card
But do you mind if I check you out

I like your skeletal structure baby
You're an ectomorph no doubt

Your face is real symmetrical
And your nostils are so nice

I wish that I was cross-eyed girl
So I could see you twice

Girl you smell like Fritos

That's why I'm giving you this hungry stare

You're so hot you're gonna melt

The elastic in my underwear

I'll bet you're magically delicious

Like a bowl of lucky charms

You'd look like Venus de milo

If I just cut off your arms
What I'm tryin' to say is
I wanna be your lover baby
I need somebody to love

You know I just wanna be your lover baby
Now I need somebody to love
Ooh hoo hoo ooh hoo hoo
Ooh hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo
Ooh hoo hoo ooh hoo hoo
Ooh hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo

Do you believe in love at first sight
Or should I walk by again

My love for you'd like diarrhea
I just can't hold it in

Stop drop and roll now

'Cause baby you're on fire

I'll bet your outfit

Makes a lot of noise in the drier

You're absolutely perfect

Don't speak now you might spoil it

Your eyes are even bluer

Than the water in my toilet

Say has anyone ever told you

You've got Yugoslavian hands

No of course not that would be stupid
Just forget I ever brought it up
The point I'm trying to make is
I wanna be your lover baby
I need somebody to love

You know I just wanna be your lover baby
Now I need somebody to love
Ooh hoo hoo ooh hoo hoo
Ooh hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo
Ooh hoo hoo ooh hoo hoo
Ooh hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo

I wanna be your Krakatoa
Let my lava flow all over you

I wanna be your anaconda
And your heat-seeking missile too

I wanna be your beef burrito
Am I making this perfectly clear

I wanna be your love torpedo
Are you picking up the subtle innuendo here
Uh huh

I hope I'm not being forward

But do you mind if I chew on your butt

You can tell me truthfully

Am I a steamin' hunk of love now or what

There just aren't enough o's in smooth
To desribe how smooth I am

Maybe you've seen my picture
It's in the dictionary under kablaam

My lips are registered weapons

Can I invade your personal space

You must have fallen from heaven

That would explain how you messed up your face

Well how'd you get through security

'Cause baby you're the bomb

I'd like to take you home right now

So you can meet my mom
Because I
I wanna be your lover baby
I need somebody to love

You know I just wanna be your lover baby
Now I need somebody to love

Girl you must be Jamaican

Because Jamaican me crazy

Girl you must be Jamaican

Because Jamaican me crazy

I wanna be your lover baby
I need somebody to love

You know I just wanna be your lover baby
Now I need somebody to love

I wanna be your lover baby
I need somebody to love

You know I just wanna be your lover baby
Now I need somebody to love

I wanna be your lover baby
I need somebody to love

You know I just wanna be your lover baby
Now I need somebody to love

I wanna be your lover baby
I need somebody to love

You know I just wanna be your lover baby
Now I need somebody to love
Ohh ooh