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A Token Of My Extreme - Frank Zappa
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Don't you be
Tarot-fied

It's just a token of my extreme

Don't you be
Tarot-fied

It's just a token of my extreme

Don't you never try to look behind my eyes

You don t wanna know what they have seen

Don't you never try to look behind my eyes

You don't wanna know what they have seen

Some people think
That if they go too far

They'll never get hack

To where the rest of them are

I might be crazy

But there's one thing I know

You might be surprised

At what you find when ya go!

Oh oh oh
Mystical Advisor

What is my problem, tell me
Can you see?

Well, you have nothing to fear, my son!

You are a Latent Appliance Fetishist, It appears to me!

That all seems very, very strange

I never craved a toaster
Or a color T. V.

A Latent Appliance Fetishist
Is a person who refuses to admit to his or herself
That sexual gratification can only be achieved
Through the use of MACHINES... Get the picture?

Are you telling me

I should come out of the closet now Mr. Ron?

No, my son!

You must go into THE CLOSET

And you will have

A lot of fun!

That's where they all live

So if you want an
Appliance to love you
You'll have to go in there
N' get you one

Well...that seems simple enough...

Yes, but if you want a really GOOD one,
You'll have to learn a foreign language...
German, for instance?
That's right...
A lot of really cute ones come from over there!
(Fifty bucks, please)
If you been
Mod-O-fied,

It's an illusion,
an yer in between

Don't you be
Tarot-fied,

It's just a lot of nothin,'
So what can it mean?

If you been
Mod-O-fied,

It's an illusion,
an yer in between

Don't you be
Tarot-fied,

It's just a lot of nothin,
So what can it mean?

If you been
Mod-O-fied,

It's an illusion,
an yer in between

Don't you be
Tarot-fied,

Joe has just learned to speak
German Now, get this, heres why he did it! He's gonna go to this club on
the other side of town, it's called THE CLOSET...
And they got these Appliances in there that really go for a guy dressed up
like a housewife who can speak German (you know what I mean)... so
Joe's learned how to speak German, he goes in this place and he sees
these little Kitchen Machineries dancing around with each other, and he
sees this one...that looks like it's a cross between an industrial vacuum
cleaner and a chrome piggy bank with marital aids stuck all over its body...
it's really exciting...and when he sees it, he BURSTS INTO SONG