โหลดเพลง mp3 Why Can't the English? (Voice) - Marni Nixon

Look at her a prisoner of the gutter

Condemned by every syllable she utters

By right she should be taken out and hung

For the cold blooded murder of the English tongue
Aaoooww
Aaoooww
Heavens What a sound

This is what the British population

Calls an elementary education

Oh sir I think you picked a poor example
Did I

Hear them down in chelesy square
Dropping he's everywhere
Speaking English anyway they like

You sir did you go to school
Wadaya tike me for a fool
No one taught him take instead of tike

Hear a yorkshire man or worse
Hear a cornishman converse
I'd rather hear a choir singing flat

Chickens cackling in a barn
Just like this one
Gaaarn
Gaaarn

I ask you Sir
What sort of word is that

It's aoow and gaarn that keep her in her place

Not her wretched clothes and dirty face

Why can't the English teach their children how to speak
This verbal class distinction by now
Should be antique If you spoke as she does sir
Instead of the way you do
Why you might be selling flowers too
I beg your pardon
An Englishman's way of speaking
Absolutely classifies him
The moment he talks he makes some other
Englishman despise him
One common language I'm afraid we'll never get
Oh why can't the English learn to
Set a good example to people whose
English is painful to your ears

The Scotch and the Irish leave you close to tears

There even are places where English completely
Disappears

In America they haven't used it for years

Why can't the English teach their children how to speak
Norwegians learn norwegian
The Greeks have taught their greek
In France every frenchman knows
His language made to zed

The French never care what they do actually
As long as they pronounce it properly

Arabians learn arabian
With the speed of summer lightning
And Hebrews learn it backwards
Which is absolutely frightening
Use proper English you're regarded as a freak
Why can't the English

Why can't the English learn to speak
Why Can't The English - Marni Nixon