โหลดเพลง mp3 I'm Growing a Beard Downstairs for Christmas - Kate Miller-Heidke

I'm Growing a Beard Downstairs for Christmas - Kate Miller-Heidke/The Beards
Written by：Kate Miller-Heidke/Keir Nuttall/Louis Schoorl
When I was a girl
Just a little girl
I couldn't wait 'til I became a woman

And I could grow a thatch of curls
A deep dark forest to keep me warm in this cold world
Days became weeks
Weeks became months
Months turned to years
And it was like magic
It grew and grew
The greatest bush
That the kingdom ever knew
But at the turn of the Millenium

A fever gripped the land
It was decreed that all the women

Look like little girls again
But now I'm growing a beard downstairs for Christmas
Growing a downstairs beard for you

I'm growing a beard downstairs for Christmas
Growing it big growing it thick growin' it for you
Merry Christmas merry Christmas baby
Merry Christmas
I'm growing it strong and true
Merry Christmas merry Christmas baby

When I was a boy
Just a little boy
I was embarrassed by my body's changes
But then one day at the local pool
I saw a life guard with hair growing out of his anus
I was so impressed
It looked like tom selleck's chest
He was so proud as he towlled it down
I couldn't wait to cultivate
My very own hairy bum gown

But at the turn of the Millenium

Spandex gripped the land

Every back sack and crack was attacked with wax
Now I'm growing it back

A gift for you to unwrap
Now I'm growing a beard downstairs for Christmas
I'm growing a downstairs beard for you

I'm growing a beard downstairs for Christmas
I'm growing it big growing
It thick growin' it for you

Merry Christmas merry Christmas baby
Merry Christmas
I'm growing it strong and true
Merry Christmas merry Christmas baby

We'll keep each other warm at night

With our jingle bell hairy stalactites

We'll watch each other grow and grow

I'll stick to you
I'll stick to you
Like velcro

I'm growing a beard downstairs for Christmas
Growing a downstairs beard for you
Now I'm growing a beard downstairs for Christmas
I'm growing it big growing it thick
Now I'm growing a beard downstairs for Christmas
I'm growing a downstairs beard for you
Now I'm growing a beard downstairs for Christmas
I'm growing it big growing it thick growin' it for you

Merry Christmas merry Christmas baby
Merry Christmas
I'm growing it strong and true
Merry Christmas merry Christmas baby