Gee, Officer Krupke (Remastered) - Leonard Bernstein (伦纳德·伯恩斯坦)/New York Philharmonic (纽约爱乐乐团) Written by：Johann Joachim Quantz Dear kindly Sergeant Krupke You gotta understand It's just our bringin' up-ke That gets us out of hand Our mothers all are junkies Our fathers all are drunks Golly Moses natcherly we're punks Gee Officer Krupke we're very upset We never had the love that ev'ry child oughta get We ain't no delinquents We're misunderstood Deep down inside us there is good There is good There is good there is good There is untapped good Like inside the worst of us is good
That's a touchin' good story Lemme tell it to the world Just tell it to the judge
Dear kindly Judge your Honor My parents treat me rough With all their marijuana They won't give me a puff They didn't wanna have me But somehow I was had Leapin' lizards That's why I'm so bad Right Officer Krupke you're really a square This boy don't need a judge he needs an analyst's care It's just his neurosis that oughta be curbed He's psychologic'ly disturbed I'm disturbed We're disturbed we're disturbed We're the most disturbed Like we're psychologic'ly disturbed
In the opinion on this court this child is depraved on Account he ain't had a normal home Hey I'm depraved on account I'm deprived So take him to a headshrinker
My father is a bastard My ma's an SOB My grandpa's always plastered My grandma pushes tea My sister wears a mustache My brother wears a dress Goodness gracious that's why I'm a mess Yes Officer Krupke you're really a slob This boy don't need a doctor just a good honest job Society's played him a terrible trick And sociologic'ly he's sick I am sick We are sick we are sick We are sick sick sick Like we're sociologically sick
In my opinion this child don't need to have his head Shrunk at all Juvenile delinquency is purely a social disease Hey I got a social disease So take him to a social worker
Dear kindly social worker They say go earn a buck Like be a soda jerker Which means like be a schumck It's not I'm anti-social I'm only anti-work Gloryosky That's why I'm a jerk Eek Officer Krupke you've done it again This boy don't need a job he needs a year in the pen It ain't just a question of misunderstood Deep down inside him he's no good I'm no good We're no good we're no good We're no earthly good Like the best of us is no damn good
The trouble is he's lazy The trouble is he drinks The trouble is he's crazy The trouble is he stinks The trouble is he's grown The trouble is he's grown Krupke we got troubles of our own Gee Officer Krupke We're down on our knees 'Cause no one wants a fellow with a social disease Gee Officer Krupke What are we to do Gee Officer Krupke
In my opinion this child don't need to have his head Shrunk at all Juvenile delinquency is purely a social disease Hey I got a social disease So take him to a social worker
