โหลดเพลง mp3 Phony Calls (Parody of "Waterfalls" by TLC) - Weird Al Yankovic

Phony Calls (Parody of "Waterfalls" by TLC) - Weird Al Yankovic
Mom and dad are goin' out for the evening
And you're stuck inside the house all alone

That's when you decide it might be fun to harrass someone
Dial a random number up on your telephone

You ask if their refrigerator is running
Then you tell 'em they should go out and catch it
Buddy if they ever figured out where you were callin' 'em from
They'd come and bust your head right in with a ratchet
Listen to me
Don't go makin' phony calls
Please stick to the seven-digit numbers you're used to
I know that you think it's funny drivin' folks right up the wall
But it's really gettin' old fast

Little Melvin has a natural obsession
Askin' for Prince Albert in a can

He gets a kick each time he makes a collect call
To some guy he doesn't know who lives in Japan

He's callin' strangers up at three in the morning
Gives 'em pizza pie delivery at four

He won't be laughin' when they're tracin' his line
One day the phone police will be there at his door
Yo hear me

Don't go makin' phoney calls
Only dial the seven-digit numbers you're used to

Swear someday I'm gonna yank that phone cord right out from the wall
How long is this phase gonna last

Come on

Moe's Taverne Where the elite meet to drink
Uh yeah hello is Mike there Last name Rotch
Hold on I'll check
My crotch My crotch Hey has anybody seen my crotch lately

Listen to me you little puke
One of these days I'm gonna catch you
And I'm gonna carve my name on your back with an icepick

Don't go makin' phoney calls
Please dial the seven-digit numbers you're used to
You went through the New York City phone book and prank-called 'em all
Hope that you grow out of this fast

Grow out of this fast
Don't go makin' phoney calls
Only dial the seven-digit numbers you're used to

But you think it's funny when you're drivin' folks right up the wall