Clap Your Hands - LL Cool J
Yeah I like that guitar man, yeah
Yo E-Love I like the way you flipped that guitar man
Knahmsayin
It was a good idea man, knahmsayin Yeah
It's kinda like freakin me, yaknahmsayin
I wanna get hype man,
I wanna do this, yaknahmsayin
Just gon' chill, check it out
Slick as Vasoline, smell good as cologne
I'm like a muscle man in jail
they leave me alone
I rhyme like Superman,
you rap like Jimmy Olson
I break you like a bottle of green Golden Molson
You ain't a real rhymer,
you look like a actress
How you gon' sleep on me holmes,
do I look like a mattress
Am I that old, do I walk like Grady
I'ma hundred fifty proof, Smirnoff is only 80
Don't you EVER try to rock my house
I'm a real cool cat, know
what I'm sayin Mickey Mouse
The poetry specialist, so take a dose of this
Now think about it can
you really come close to this
You soft as powder, weak as a cabin cooler
Ugly as work shoes, messin with the Ruler
the ultimate writer reciter and def entertainer
I work myself harder than a boxer's trainer
Clap your hands everybody
And everybody just clap your hands
Clap your hands everybody
And everybody just clap your hands
I said, clap your hands everybody
And everybody just clap your hands
Clap your hands everybody
And everybody just clap your hands
You end up, underneath my sneaker
You're dog doo-doo,
I'm watchin you get weaker
You can't believe, the skill and dexterity
LL Cool J, and the J is for Jeremy
So BUFF ME, James Todd the earthquaker
That's right my brother,
you're goin out like Sega
chewed, so whassup dude
One of my battles'll get your girlies in the mood
Sucker MC's really make me sick
I'm so bad, I can suck my own dick
If you go to your girl's house
and I'm there already
Don't go Crazy cause my name ain't Eddie
Rhymes so rough,
it's like a course in trigonometry
When Einstein was talkin,
he was talkin bout ME
The Prince of the Earth, and I'ma give birth
to a rhyme so hard you look soft as a Smurf
Gigglin and wigglin, so how we goin out
LOVELY, and that's without a doubt
Clap your hands everybody
And everybody just clap your hands
Clap your hands everybody
And everybody just clap your hands
I said, clap your hands everybody
And everybody just clap your hands
Rappers are my servants,
they serve me like an emperor
When I'm through,
you'll need a nurse to take your temperature
and cool you down, cause you're cold as leftovers
Not the ones on the table, I'm talkin about RUFF rovers
You can't get over what's my name, Goofy
You smoke I'm no joke,
so my brother break out the looseys
and take a pull, cause the buck stops here
I get swift as a magician,
wreck shit and dissapear
Don't cross me, or lose your loyalty
to the Prince of the Rap Court, I'm royalty
And it ain't no puzzle,
it's a shame how rappers guzzle
paragraphs I put together so I carry a muzzle
to shut em up and cut em up
and make em be quiet
I'm a one man RIOT, so don't even TRY IT
The Prince of special tactics, plus I'm athletic
Before you play your hand
you better do some calisthetics
Jumpin jacks, squats, push ups, the whole nine
Speak your piece, then I'ma go for mine
And I guarantee you, I'm gonna strike again
I recommend my friend you drop the pen and give in
Cop out to one rhyme cause you're facin ten
I ain't Sidney Poitier but we can 'Do This Again'
I'm nice wit mines, and I gotta admit it
You don't really wanna battle,
why don'tcha just forget it
Clap your hands everybody
And everybody just clap your hands
Clap your hands everybody
And everybody just clap your hands
But if you're hard headed
you still don't understand
Here's a little sample EHM EHM, my man
Hello
takes everything you've got
sure would help a lot
Check my stats, how we livin, I thought so
I'm fresh, oh yes, but can they flow, hell no
My rhymes are up to date, excellent, on point
I'm tellin you, they're the serious joint
I eat my steak fast, I drink my brew slow
My voice is milky with a nice clear flow
I eat like a fat man, and walk like a gigolo
I'm not a ballplayer, so now Y'KNOW
Clap your hands everybody
And everybody just clap your hands
cause I rock the house, everybody
And everybody just clap your hands
KnowhatI'msayin
And I'ma be straight til the year 3000
That's word to mother, knahmsayin
And I say mother with a V
cause the V is for Victory yaknahmsayin
Cause I'm the victor in this game, word up
Knahmsayin That's what time it is, peace
