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The Draft Dodger Rag - Pete Seeger
I'm just a typical American boy
From a typical American town

I believe in God and Senator Todd
And keeping old Castro down

And when it came my time to serve
I knew better dead than red

But when I got to my old draft board buddy
This is what I said:
Sarge I'm only eighteen
I got a ruptured spleen
And I always carry a purse

I got eyes like a bat my feet are flat
And my asthma's Getting worse

O think of my career my sweetheart dear
And my poor old Invalid aunt

Besides I ain't no fool I'm a goin' to school
And I'm Working in a defense plant

I've got a dislocated disc and a racked up back
I'm allergic to flowers and bugs

And when bombshells hit I get epileptic fits
And I'm addicted to a thousand drugs

I got the weakness woes I can't touch my toes
I can hardly touch my knees

And if the enemy came close to me
I'd probably start to sneeze
Sarge I'm only eighteen
I got a ruptured spleen
And I always carry a purse

I got eyes like a bat my feet are flat
And my asthma's Getting worse
O think of my career my sweetheart dear
And my poor old Invalid aunt
Besides I ain't no fool I'm a goin' to school
And I'm Working in a defense plant
I hate Chou En Lai and I hope he dies
But one thing you gotta see

That someone's gotta go over there
But that someone isn't me

So I wish you well Sarge give 'em Hell
Yeah kill me a thousand or more
And if you ever get a war without blood and gore
Well I'll be the first to go
Sarge I'm only eighteen
I got a ruptured spleen
And I always carry a purse

I got eyes like a bat my feet are flat
And my asthma's Getting worse

O think of my career my sweetheart dear
And my poor old Invalid aunt
Besides I ain't no fool I'm a goin' to school
And I'm Working in a defense plant