Anything Goes - Musical Cast Recording/The New Musical Cast Times have changed
And we've often rewound the clock
Since the puritans got a shock
When they landed on Plymouth rock If today
Any shock they should try to stem
'Stead of landing on Plymouth rock
Plymouth rock would land on them In olden days a glimpse of stocking Was looked on as something shocking But now god knows
Anything goes
Good authors too who once knew better words Now only use four letter words Writing prose anything goes The world has gone mad today And good's bad today And black's white today And day's night today When most guys today That women prize today Are just silly gigolos And though I'm not a great romancer I know that you're bound to answer When I propose
Anything goes
When Grandmama whose age is eighty In night clubs is getting matey with gigolo's
Anything goes
When mothers pack and leave poor father Because they decide they'd rather be tennis pros
Anything goes If driving fast cars you like If low bars you like If old hymns you like If bare limbs you like If mae west you like Or me undressed you like Why nobody will oppose When every night The set that's smart Is intruding in nudist parties in studios Anything goes
The world has gone mad today And good's bad today And black's white today And day's night today When most guys today That women prize today Are just silly gigolos And though I'm not a great romancer I know that you're bound to answer When I propose Anything goes
If saying your prayers you like If green pears you like If old chairs you like If back stairs you like If love affairs you like With young bears you like Why nobody will oppose
And though I'm not a great romancer I know that you're bound to answer When I propose
