โหลดเพลง mp3 The Dangerous Kitchen - Frank Zappa

The dangerous kitchen
If it aint't one anotherthing it's
In the middle of the night when you come home
The bread things are all dry 'n' scratchy
The meat thing
Where the cats ate trough the paper
The soft little things on the floor that you step on
They can all be DANGEROUS

Sometimes
The milk can hurt you
(If you put it on your cereal
you smell Before the plastic container)
And in the stuff the strainer
Has a mind of its own
So be very careful

dangerous In the kitchen

When the night time has fallen,
And the roaches are crawlin'

In the kitchen of danger
You can feel like a stranger
The bananaes are black
The got flies in the back
And also the chicken

the dish In with the foil

Where the cream is all clabbered

And the salad is frightful
Your return in the evening
Can be less than delightful

You must walk very careful

You must not lean against it
It can get on you clothing

It can follow you in
As you walk to the bedroom
And you take all your clothes off
While you're sleeping
It crawls off
It gets in your bed
It could get on your face then
It could eat your complexion
You could die from the danger
Of the dangerous kitchen

Who the fuck wants to clean it?

It's disgusting and dirty

sponge The on the drainer
Is stinky and squirty

If you squeeze it when you wipe up
What you get on your hands then
Could un-balance your glands and
Make you blind or whatever

In the dangerous kitchen

At my house tonight