โหลดเพลง mp3 Life Gets Tee-J'us Don't It? - Tex Williams

Life Gets Tee-J'us Don't It? - Tex Williams/Celeste Holm
The sun comes up and the sun goes down

The hands on the clock keep a going 'round
I just get up and it's time to lay down

Life gets tee jus don't it

My shoes untied but I don't care

I ain't a figuring on going nowhere

For I'd have to wash and comb my hair

And that's just wasted effort

The water in the well just getting lower and lower

Can't take a bath at six months more

But I've heared it said and it's true I'm sure
That to much bathing will will weaken you

I opened the door and the fly's swarm in

Closed the door and I'm sweating again

And in the pros a huchh crack my shin
Just one darn thing after another

You know that old brown mule he must be sick

I jambed him in the rump with a pin on a stick

He humped his back but he wouldn't kick

Now there's something cock eyed somewhere

A mouse a chewing on the pantry door

He's been at it fer a month or more

When he gets through he'd sure gonna be sore
'Cause there ain't a darned thing in there

Hound dog howling so forlorn

Laziest dog that was ever born
He's a howling 'cause he's a setting on a thorn
And just to tired to move over

The tin roof leaks and chimney leans

And there's a hole in the seat of my old blue jeans

And I ett the last of the pork and beans
Just can't depend on nothing

Cow's gone dry and the hens won't lay

Fish quit bitting and it's Saturday

Troubles are piling up day by day

And now I'm getting dandruff

Grief and misery pains and woes

Debts and taxes so it goes

I think I'm getting a cold in my nose

Life get tee just don't it