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Not a Player - Dan Bull
Lyrics by：Dan Bull
Composed by：Dan Bull
I'm not a player I just suck a lot
I couldn't give a shucking
Fit whether we win the cup or not
In real life I can't even kick it
I've never been to a match
Let alone bought a season ticket ahh
There's no denying my skill though
I can dribble all over my pillow
I can't do a scissor kick but I can kick scissors
And sue whoever manufactured them for six figures
I'm a man on a mission with ambition
To be the sickest soccer kickist in my position
At school I liked playing defender a bit
'Cause I could have a chit chat
Down the end of the pitch
With my friend who was s**t
We used to collect stickers
But we'd get suspicious even at the scent of a kit
But now I want to make it in the premiership
If you don't have faith I will
It'll offend me you prick
I'm the son of a b***h that'll run on the pitch
So awkward you'll think that were was some kind of glitch
And within a couple of minutes I'll have stitch
I don't want to put the effort in
I just want to be rich
I'm the son of a b***h that'll run on the pitch
So awkward you'll think
That were was some kind of glitch
And within a couple of minutes I'll have stitch
I don't want to put the effort in
I just want to be rich
I'm not a player 'cause I suck a lot hah huh
I'm not a player 'cause I suck a lot ah oi
I'm not a player 'cause I suck a lot heyey
I'm not a player 'cause I suck a lot yeah ey
I'm not a player 'cause I suck a lot
I tripped over my laces and nearly grazed my knuckle off
I can't even recall a time my side won
My keepy uppy record is like none
By gum my chum why try when I
Can just hide inside sat on my bum
Twiddle my thumbs on the Joypad I'd enjoy that
Taped over the final to annoy Dad
So call the boy bad I call it fair play
I'm not a good sport or good at sport I'm bare bait
Stuck kicking a snare across the airwaves
Better at rap than football I dare say
Though get in the way of my goal and get battered
Your reputation wrecked tattered
Sepp Blatter
I'm a professional athlete 'cept fatter
You'll never get me to a track meet I'm already knackered
Yeah
I'm not a player 'cause I suck a lot hah huh
I'm not a player 'cause I suck a lot ah oi
I'm not a player 'cause I suck a lot heyey
I'm not a player 'cause I suck a lot yeah ey