Carolina Hard-Core Ecstasy - Frank Zappa I could'a swore her hair was made of rayon
She wore a Milton-Bradley crayon
But she was something I could lay on
Can't remember what became of me
Carolina hard-core ecstasy
She put a Doobie Brothers tape on
(lalalalalaa la)
I had a Roger Daltrey cape on
(a Roger Daltrey cape on)
There was a bed I dumped her shape on
Can't remember what became of me
Carolina hard-core ecstasy
Somewhat later on, I woke up and she was gone There was dew out on the lawn In the sunrise Later she came back, with a rumpled paper sack Which she told me would contain A surprize She stuck her hand right in and to the bottom
Said she knew I'd be surprized she got 'em
Take a Charleston PIMP! to spot 'em
Then she gave a pair of shoes to me
Plastic leather fourteen triple D
I said I wonder what's the shoes for
She told me "Don't you worry no more"
And got right down there on the tile floor
"Now darling stomp all over me"
Carolina Hard-core ecstasy
Is this something new? Having people stomp on you? Is it what I need to do for your pleasure?
(Pleasure is all I need) What is this a quiz? Don't you worry what it is. It is merely just a moment I can treasure
By ten o'clock her arms and legs were rendered
She couldn't talk cuz' her mouth had been extendered
