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Gaston (加斯顿) - Josh Gad/Luke Evans/Ensemble - Beauty and the Beast
Written by：Alan Menken/Howard Ashman
Gosh it disturbs me to see you Gaston
Looking so down in the dumps

Every guy here'd love to be you Gaston

Even when taking your lumps

There's no man in town as admired as you
You're everyone's favorite guy
Everyone's awed and inspired by you
And it's not very hard to see why

No one's slick as Gaston
No one's quick as Gaston
No one's neck's as incredibly thick as Gaston
For there's no man in town half as manly

Perfect a pure paragon
You can ask any Tom Dick or Stanley

And they'll tell you whose team they'd prefer to be on
Who plays darts like Gaston
Who breaks hearts like Gaston
Who's much more than the sum of his parts like Gaston
As a specimen yes I'm intimidating
My what a guy that Gaston

I needed encouragement

Thank you LeFou
Well there's no one as easy to bolster as you

Too much

Yep

No one fights like Gaston
Douses lights like Gaston
In a wrestling match nobody bites like Gaston
When I hunt I sneak up with my quiver

And beasts of the field say a prayer

First I carefully aim for the liver
Then I shoot from behind
Is that fair
I don't care

No one hits like Gaston
Matches wits like Gaston
In a spitting match nobody spits like Gaston
I'm especially good at expectorating

Ten points for Gaston

When I was a lad I ate four dozen eggs
Every morning to help me get large

And now that I'm grown I eat five dozen eggs

So I'm roughly the size of a barge

Who has brains like Gaston
Entertains like Gaston
Who can make up these endless refrains like Gaston

I use antlers in all of my decorating

Say it again

Who's a man among men

Who's the super success
Don't you know
Can't you guess
Ask his fans and his five hangers-on
There's just one guy in town
Who's got all of it down

And his name's GAST

I believe there's another T

It just occurred to me that I'm illiterate
And I've never actually had to spell it out loud before

Gaston