โหลดเพลง mp3 Luckiest Loser (Main Version - Explicit) (Main Version - Clean) - Bowling for Soup

Luckiest Loser - Bowling for Soup
Man, you're really one heck of a guy

Best friend since junior high

You showed me Playboy for the very first time
That was rad

We saw Bon Jovi, we sat in the front row

I pierced your ear right before the show

stole We your brother's beer
And he didn't know

Your new girlfriend is a son of a gun

Did you fall in love
Or did you just wanna get some?

That girl is crazy, she's a loco-motion

I know you know she used to be my girl

You better run for cover
'Cause she's ticking like a time bomb
Now you're stuck with her

Like Mellencamp is stuck with Cougar
I guess that makes me the luckiest loser

I met her at a kegger, passed out in the yard

Getting in her pants wasn't really that hard

6 months later, she crashed my car
That was rad

She's got a glow from her spray on tan

Marilyn Manson is her favorite band

I really think she might worship Satan
Not a band

Your new boyfriend is a son of a gun

Did you fall in love
Or did you just wanna get some?

That girl is crazy, she's a loco-motion

I know you know she used to be my girl

You better run for cover
'Cause she's ticking like a time bomb

Now she's stuck with you

Like a frat guy with a bad tattoo
Like Celebrity Golf with Alice Cooper
Guess that makes me the luckiest loser

Mel Gibson, Danny Glover
You deserve each other
A 'Lethal Weapon' when you take her home
To meet your mother
She was a superstar

Back seat of my car
Those days are over
Now life goes on, yeah

Your new girlfriend is a son of a gun

Did you fall in love
Or did you just wanna get some?

That girl is crazy, she's a loco-motion

I know you know she used to be my girl

You better run for cover
'Cause she's ticking like a time bomb

Now your stuck with her

Like Mellencamp is stuck with Cougar
Like number two on a pooper scooper

I guess that makes me the luckiest loser

That girl is crazy, she's a loco-motion
Luckiest loser

I know you know she used to be my girl
Luckiest loser
You better run for cover
Luckiest loser
Cause she's ticking like a time bomb
And did I mention that you both suck?