Once Upon A Time - Frank Zappa Once upon a time, way back a long time ago
When the universe consisted of nothing more elaborate than
Mark Bolman, oh, thank you Frank
And don't misspell it, that's not Marc Bolan That's Mark Volman Hiya friends, I wanna welcome each And everyone of you, I wanna say to you tonight I feel great, I mean, I feel great
Everywhere I go people are always comin' up to me And they say Mark, Mark, Mark
Mark are you kiddin', lemme tell you this friends
I am not kiddin', I mean, I am portly and I am maroon
Well, how many people here tonight can guess what I am? Ah, I can't guess what you are Well, then I'll give you some clues And the first clue is, I am portly
Does that help? Not much No, I don't know who you are Okay, I got one, clue number two
I am double knit, does that help? No, not much, whaddya mean? Well, then I've to give you one more clue I know this is gonna give it away And I hate like damn to tell you this But clue number three Ich bin Maroon! Ah you're a sofa!
Once upon a time, way back a long time ago When the universe consisted Of nothing more elaborate than Mark Volman, thank you, Frank Trying to convince each and every member Of this extremely hip audience here tonight That he was nothing more, nothing less Than a fat maroon sofa Suspended in the midst of a great emptiness A light shined down from heaven
And there he was ladies and gentleman The good Lord and he took He took a look at the sofa And he said to himself "Quite an attractive sofa" "This sofa could be commercial"
With a few more Margaritas And the right company
However, I digress
"What this sofa needs" said the Big 'G'
"Is a bit of flooring underneath of it" And so in order to make this construction project possible, He summoned the assistance of the celestial corp of engineers
And, by means of a cute little song in the German language Which is the way he talks whenever it's heavy business
The good Lord went something like this Take it away Jim Pons
Gib zu mir etwas Fussbodenbelag
Unter diesen fetten fliessenden sofa Everybody Gib zu mir etwas Fussbodenbelag Unter diesen fetten fliessenden sofa
And of course ladies and gentlemen that means Give unto me a bit of flooring under this fat floating sofa
And sure enough boards of oak appeared Throughout the emptiness as far as vision permits Stretching all the way from Belfast to Bogner Regis And the Lord put aside his huge cigar
And proceeded to deliver unto the charming Maroonish sofa, the bulk of his message With the assistance of a small electric clarinet And it went something like this
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And proceeded to deliver unto the charming Maroonish sofa, the bulk of his message With the assistance of a small electric clarinet And it went something like this
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