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You Can Call Me Al (Album Version) - Paul Simon
A man walks down the street
He says, “Why am I soft in the middle now?
Why am I soft in the middle?
The rest of my life is so hard
I need a photo opportunity
I want a shot at redemption
Don’t want to end up a cartoon
In a cartoon graveyard”

Bonedigger, bonedigger

Dogs in the moonlight

Far away my well-lit door

Mr. Beerbelly, Beerbelly

Get these mutts away from me
You know I don’t find this stuff
Amusing anymore

If you’ll be my bodyguard

I can be your long-lost pal

I can call you Betty
And Betty, when you call me
You can call me Al

A man walks down the street
He says, “Why am I short of attention?
Got a short little span of attention
And, woe my nights are so long

Where’s my wife and family?
What if I die here?

Who’ll be my role model
Now that my role model is
Gone gone?”

He ducked back down the alley
With some roly-poly little bat-faced girl

All along along

There were incidents and accidents

There were hints and allegations

If you’ll be my bodyguard
I can be your long -ost pal

I can call you Betty
And Betty, when you call me

You can call me Al

Call me Al

A man walks down the street
It’s a street in a strange world
Maybe it’s the third world
Maybe it’s his first time around
He doesn’t speak the language

He holds no currency

He is a foreign man
He is surrounded by the sound, the sound

Cattle in the marketplace

Scatterlings and orphanages

He looks around, around

He sees angels in the architecture
Spinning in infinity

He says, “Amen!” and “Hallelujah!”
If you’ll be my bodyguard
I can be your long-lost pal

I can call you Betty
And Betty, when you call me

You can call me Al

Call me

If you’ll be my bodyguard

I can be your long lost pal

If you’ll be my bodyguard

I can call you Betty