โหลดเพลง mp3 User Friendly - Clifford T. Ward

User Friendly - Clifford T. Ward
Our Tara's what people today would call 'user friendly

She dunno when to say no

Her boyfriend Rupert 's in insurance

And thinks Ireland should be towed out into the Atlantic

And sunk

He's got a drop of what I would call boozer friendly

He spewed up all over my Belouchi rug

And sobbed apologetically

Saying how he'd given ten pounds to Ethiopia

And bought Band Aid's record

So I let him play with our Tara's remote control unit

'Cause he found it to be very user friendly

Ain't you got a computer he says they're very useful

No I says I ain't

My bank manager's very helpful he says

Is he I says user er friendly

What about this new weapon the SAS have he says

It fires fifteen rounds a second

Yeah I says very user friendly

Thank Goodness the miners are back at work he says

We couldn't have Scargill getting his way could we

Loser friendly just about I says

Never mind let's get Labour back in

They're much more user friendly

What he says wiping vomit from his mouth

Fortunately our Tara had finished cleaning up my rug

Better take him home I says

He's done enough damage for one night:

Oh and Tara try and chose more carefully

Who you'd like to be sick at my place next time

Sorry she says and she meant it

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