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Why Does This Always Happen To Me? - Weird Al Yankovic
I was watching my TV one night
When they broke in with a special report

About dsome devistating earthquake in Peru

There were thirty thousand crushed
To death even more were buried alive

On the Richter scale it measured 82

And I said god please answer me one question

Why'd they have to interrupt 'the Simpson's just for this

What a drag 'cause I was taping it and everything
And now I'll have to wait for the rerun
To see the part of the show I missed

Why does this always happen

Why does this always happen to me
Why does this always happen

Why why does this always happen to me

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I was driving down the highway
When all the traffic slowed to a crawl

There was a twelve-car pile-up everybody dead

And I saw brains and guts
And vital organs splattered everywhere
As well as my friend Robert's disembodied head
Disembodied head
And I thought poor Rob I just had lunch with him

Hey wait a minute he still
Owes me money what a jerk

Well there's five bucks

That I'm never gonna see again
Plus now on top of everything else
It looks like I'm gonna be late to work

Why does this always happen

Why does this always happen to me
Why does this always happen
Why why does this always happen to me

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Oh the other day my boss said

We were running low on toner

And he told me I should buy another case

Well I told him I was busy
But he still just kept on asking

So I turned around and stabbed him
In the face right in the face

Oh and wouldn't you know it my knife got stuck

I guess that's probably bound to happen now and then

But I'm afraid I may have bent the tip a little

And I know that blade will never ever be quite
As sharp again quite as sharp again
Oh tell me
Why does this always happen

Why does this always happen to me
Why does this always happen
Why does this always happen to me
Why does this always happen to me
Why does this always happen to me
Why does this always happen to me
Why does this always happen to me
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