โหลดเพลง mp3 Grapefruit Diet (Parody of "Zoot Suit Riot" by Cherry Poppin' Daddies) - Weird Al Yankovic

Grapefruit Diet (Parody of "Zoot Suit Riot" by Cherry Poppin' Daddies) - Weird Al Yankovic
Who's that waddlin' down the street
It's just me 'cause I love to eat
Fudge and Twinkies and deviled ham
Who's real flabby Yes I am
Every picture of me's
Gotta be an aerial view

Now my doctor tells me
There's just one thing left to do

Grapefruit Diet Diet
Throw out the pizza and beer

Grapefruit Diet Diet
Oh get those jelly donuts out of here
Grapefruit Diet Diet
Might seem a little severe
Grapefruit Diet Diet
I'm gettin' tired of my big fat rear
Blow fatty

Well I used to live on chocolate sauce
Made sumo wrestlers look like Kate Moss
Walked down an alley and I got stuck
I got more rolls than a pastry truck
When I'm all done eating
I eat a little more

When I leave a room
First I gotta grease the door

Grapefruit Diet Diet
Can't have another eclair
Grapefruit Diet Diet
I gotta decrease my derriere

I'm on a Grapefruit Diet

I'm on a Grapefruit Diet

I'm on a Grapefruit Diet

No more pie now

No more creme brulee

Lay off the gravy

And souffle

No french fri-yi-yies now

No ice cream parfait

Mr Cheese Nacho

Stay away
Oh I think I'd sell my soul
For a triple patty melt

But I need a boomerang
When I put on my belt
Grapefruit Diet Diet
Lay off the 3 Musketeers
Grapefruit Diet Diet
Until my big booty disappears
Grapefruit Diet Diet
Eat 'em till they're comin' out of my ears

Grapefruit Diet Diet
'Cause I haven't seen my feet in years

I'm on a Grapefruit Diet

I'm on a Grapefruit Diet

I'm on a Grapefruit Diet

I think I'm about ready for a Quarter Pounder with extra cheese
I need a side order of onion rings
And oh yah don't forget to Super-Size that