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The Hostess With The Mostes' On The Ball - Ethel Merman
I was born on a thousand acres of Oklahoma land

Nothing grew on the thousand acres
For it was gravel and sand

One day father started digging in a field
Hoping to find some soil

He dug and he dug and what do you think

Oil oil oil

The money rolled in and I rolled out
With a fortune piled so high

Washington was my destination

And now who am I

I'm the chosen party giver

For the White House clientele

And they know that I deliver
What it takes to make them jell

And in Washington
I'm known by one and all

As the hostess
With the mostest on the ball

They could go to Elsa Maxwell
When they had an axe to grind

They could always grind their axe well
At the parties she designed
Now the hatchet grinders all prefer to call

On the hostess with the mostest on the ball

I've a great big bar and good caviar
Yes the best that can be found

And a large amount in my bank account
When election time comes around

If you're feeling presidential

You can make it yes indeed

There are just three things essential
Let me tell you all you need
Is an ounce of wisdom and a pound of gall
And the hostess with the mostest on the ball

Entertaining vodka drinkers

Is a job they give to me

Making nice guys out of stinkers
Seems to be my cup of tea

What they really need behind the iron wall
Is the hostess with the mostest on the ball

There's a book of regulations
As to who sits next to who

But there might be complications
When the blue blood's not so blue

So the priestess with the leastes protocol

Is the hostess with the mostest on the ball

An Ambassador has just reached the shore
He's a man of many loves

An important gent from the Orient
To be handled with kid gloves

He can come and let his hair down
Have the best time of his life

Even bring his new affair down
Introduce her as his wife

But she mustn't leave her panties in the hall

Of the priestess with the leastest
Nor the hostess with the mostest
With the mostest on the ball