I 5'3 and overweightI'm a Sci-fi fantatic Mild athsmatic
Never been to 2nd base
But there's a whole nother me That you need to see
Go check out MySpaceCause online I'm down in Hollywood
I'm 6'5 and I look damn good I drive a Mazarati I'm a black belt in Karate And I love a good glass of wineIt turns girls on that I'm mysterious
I tell 'em I don't want nothing serious Cause even on a slow day I can have a three way Chat with two women timeI'm at one so much cooler online
So much cooler onlineI get home' I kiss my mom And she fixes me a snack
I head down to my basement bedroom
And fire up the macIn real life' the only time I Ever even been to LA
Was when I got the chance with the marching band To play tuba in the Rose Parade.Online I live in Malibu I posed for Calvin Kline' I've been in GQ I'm single and I'm rich And I got a set of six pack abs that'll blow your mindIt turns girls on that I'm mysterious I tell 'em I don't want nothing serious Cause even on a slow day I can have a three way Chat with two women at one timeI'm so much cooler online
Yeah I'm cooler onlineWhen you got my kinda stacks' it's hard to get a date Let alone a real girlfriend
But I grow another foot And I lose a bunch of weight everytime I log in
Online I'm out in Hollywood I'm 6'5 and I look damn good Even on a slow day' I can have a three way Chat with two women at one timeI'm so much cooler online
Yeah I'm cooler online
I'm so much cooler online
Yeah I'm cooler online
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Online I'm out in Hollywood I'm 6'5 and I look damn good Even on a slow day' I can have a three way Chat with two women at one timeI'm so much cooler online