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TMZ - Weird Al Yankovic
You're sort of famous
A minor celebrity
And so it only makes sense
The world would be
Obsessed with every
Single thing you do

They're running 'round
With their camcorders in the night
They lurk impatienly
In hope that they just might
See something really embarrassing
You do

The bad hair day and sweat stained t shirts
That's the story that
They are gonna feature
With exclusive pics
Of your flabby behind
You think you're all alone
But that's right when you'll find
A bunch of paparazzi
Popping out of nowhere
Cameras in your face
And then suddenly
We
You're on TMZ
You're on TMZ

Following you
When you're walking down the street
And asking stupid questions
While you're trying to eat
So you cover your face
Thinking to yourself
Hey isn't this creepy
And they are there praying
You'll have a big meltdown
And take a mono lethal car chase
Through this whole town
They'll be there with you
When you're going to jail
First on the scene
For every wardrobe fail
You just picked up some transvestite
Seconds later
It's up on the website
Get a vegas wedding
A quickie divorce
And they'll be
Sneaking in
Snapping pictures of course
And if they ever catch you
Picking your nose
Or storming down the street
In a drunken spree
You're on TMZ
Stalking you just waiting by a frontal
Trailing you through
Airport security
They were TMZ
They were TMZ
We caught this oscar nominee picking up dof poop
Is that a baby back there
I pronounce you guilty
Of leaving the house while fat
Look who's drinking Coffee
Everything celebrities do is fascinating
Oh let me tell you
It's getting to the point
Where a famous person can't
Even get a DUI
Or go on a racist rant
Those guys are all around
So you really shouldn't dare
Go to every club in town
If you've flate your underwear
Seems that every single time
A star decides to shave her hair
Or ram their car into a tree
They're on TMZ

If they catch you peeing in the bushes
Later on that night
Well I guarantee
You're on TMZ
You're on TMZ

You're on TMZ

Every single celebrity
Knows they're gonna be
They're on TMZ
TMZ