โหลดเพลง mp3 It's All About the Pentiums (An adaptation of "It's All About the Benjamins" by Puff Daddy) - Weird Al Yankovic

It's All About The Pentiums (An adaptation of "It's All About The Benjamins" by Puff Daddy) - Weird Al Yankovic
Uhh uh-huh yeah

Uhh uh-huh yeah
It's all about the Pentiums baby
It's all about the Pentiums baby
It's all about the Pentiums baby

It's all about the Pentiums baby
Yeah
What y'all wanna do
Wanna be hackers Code crackers Slackers
Wastin' time with all the chatroom yakkers
9 to 5 chillin' at Hewlett Packard
Workin' at a desk with a dumb little placard
Yeah payin' the bills with my mad programming skills
Defraggin' my hard drive for thrills
I got me a hundred gigabytes of RAM
I never feed trolls and I don't read spam
Installed a T1 line in my house
Always at my PC double-clickin' on my mizouse
Upgrade my system at least twice a day
I'm strictly plug-and-play I ain't afraid of Y2K
I'm down with Bill Gates I call him Money for short
I phone him up at home and I make him do my tech support
It's all about the Pentiums what
You gotta be the dumbest newbie I've ever seen
You've got white-out all over your screen
You think your Commodore 64 is really neato
What kinda chip you got in there a Dorito
You're usin' a 286 Don't make me laugh
Your Windows boots up in what a day and a half
You could back up your whole hard drive on a floppy diskette
You're the biggest joke on the Internet
Your database is a disaster
You're waxin' your modem tryin' to make it go faster
Hey fella I bet you're still livin' in your parents' cellar
Downloadin' pictures of Sarah Michelle Gellar
And postin' Me too like some brain-dead AOL-er
I should do the world a favor and cap you like Old Yeller
You're just about as useless as jpegs to Helen Keller

It's all about the Pentiums

It's all about the Pentiums

It's all about the Pentiums

It's all about the Pentiums

Now what y'all wanna do
Wanna be hackers Code crackers Slackers
Wastin' time with all the chatroom yakkers
9 to 5 chillin' at Hewlett Packard
Wanna run wit my crew hah
Rule cyberspace and crunch numbers like I do
They call me the king of the spreadsheets
Got'em all printed out on my bedsheets
My new computer's got the clocks it rocks
But it was obsolete before I opened the box
You say you've had your desktop for over a week
Throw that junk away man it's an antique
Your laptop is a month old Well that's great
If you could use a nice heavy paperweight
My digital media is write-protected
Every file inspected no viruses detected
I beta tested every operating system
Gave props to some and others I dissed'em
While your computer's crashin' mine's multitaskin'
It does all my work without me even askin'
Got a flat-screen monitor 40 wide
I believe that yours says Etch-A-Sketch on the side
In a 32-bit world you're a 2-bit user
You've got your own newsgroup alt total-loser
Your motherboard melts when you try to send a fax
Where'd you get your CPU in a box of Cracker Jacks
Play me online Well you know that I'll beat you
If I ever meet you I'll control-alt-delete you
What
It's all about the Pentiums baby

It's all about the Pentiums baby

It's all about the Pentiums baby
It's all about the Pentiums baby

It's all about the Pentiums baby
What y'all wanna do
Wanna be hackers Code crackers Slackers
Wastin' time with all the chatroom yakkers
9 to 5 chillin' at Hewlett Packard
What