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Murder By Numbers - Frank Zappa
FZ: Alright . . . Now, this afternoon on my way down the elevator we stopped at the lobby,
and I was introduced to a man named Sting who I'd never met before. And,

he's a very nice man,
and he came to the show tonight and I just talked to him in the dressing room a little while ago and I said: "How would you, Mr. Sting,
like to come up on stage and perform with us?" Now . . .

When I saw the first part of the show I realised I had to come up here and tell you something.
Well, four years ago Jimmy Swaggart said this about me:

He said this here song by The Police, "
Murder By Numbers," was written by SATAN!

Performed by the sons of SATAN! BEELZEBUB!

LUCIFER! THE HORNED ONE!

I wrote the fuckin' song, alright?

Once that you've decided on a killing

First you make a stone of your heart

If you find that your hands are still willing

Then you can turn a murder into art

There really isn't any need for bloodshed

You just do it with a little more finesse

If you can slip a tablet into someone's coffee

Then it avoids an awful lot of mess because

It's murder by numbers one two three
It's as easy to learn as your ABC

Murder by numbers one two three
It's as easy to learn as your ABC

Now if you have a taste for this experience
And you're flushed with your very first success

Then you must try a twosome or a threesome

And you'll find your conscience bothers you much less

Because a murder is like anything you take to

It's a habit-forming need for more and more

You can bump off every member of your family

And anybody else you find a bore

Because it's murder by numbers one two three

It's as easy to learn as your ABC
Murder by numbers one two three

It's as easy to learn as your ABC
I said murder by numbers one two three
It's as easy to learn as your ABC
Murder by numbers one two three

It's as easy to learn as your ABC

Murder by numbers A B C D E

FZ: Mr. Sting! Ladies and gentlemen . . . Mr. Sting!
Ike: Sting!
FZ: Thank you! "Murder By Numbers" . . . And then, suddenly