โหลดเพลง mp3 Those Crazy Christians - Brad Paisley

Those crazy Christians,
I was gonna sleep in today

But the church bells woke me up
and they're a half a mile away

Those crazy Christians,

dressed up drivin' down my street

Get their weekly dose of guilt
before they head to Applebee's

They pray before they eat
and they pray before they snore
They pray before a football game
and every time they score
Every untimely passing,
every dear departed soul
Is just another good excuse
to bake a casserole
Those crazy Christians,

go and jump on some airplane

And fly to Africa or Haiti,
risk their lives in Jesus' name

No, they ain't the late night party kind

They curse the devil's whiskey
while they drink the Savior's wine

A famous TV preacher
has a big affair and then
One tearful confession
and he's born again again
Someone yells hallelujah
and they shout and clap and sing
It's like they can't wait to forgive someone
for just about anything

Those crazy Christians

Instead of being outside
on this sunny afternoon

They're by the bedside of a stranger
in a cold hospital room

And every now and then
they meet a poor lost soul like me
Who's not quite sure just who
or what or how he ought to be

They march him down the aisle
and then the next thing that you know
They dunk him in the water

and here comes another one of
those crazy Christians

They look to heaven their whole life

And I think what if they're wrong

but what if they're right

You know it's funny,

much as I'm baffled by it all

If I ever really needed help,
well you know who I'd call

Is those crazy Christians