You Are Woman, I Am Man-Barbra Streisand You are woman I am man You are smaller so I can be taller than You are softer to the touch It's a feeling I like feeling very much You are someone I've admired still our friendship Leaves something to be desired Does it take more explanation than this
You are woman I am man let's kiss Isn't this the height of nonchalance Furnishing a bed in restaurants Well a bit of dinner never hurt But guess who is gonna be dessert Do good girls do just what mama says When mama's not around It's a feeling oy vey what a feeling A bit of pate fanny brice I drink it all day Should I do the things he'll tell me to In this pickle what would sadie do In my soul I feel an inner lack Just suppose he wants his dinner back Does it take more explanation than this Just some dried out toast in a sliver On the top a a little chopped liver
How many girls become a sinner While waiting for a roast beef dinner Though most girls slip in ordinary ways I got style I do it bordelaise Well at least you think I'm special He ordered à la carte It's a feeling I like feeling very I feel the feeling down to my toes Now I feel that there's a fire here Try that once a little higher dear What a beast to ruin such a pearl Would a convent take a jewish girl Does it take more explanation than this Ooo the thrills and chills going through me If I stop him now can he sue me You are woman you are man let's kiss