โหลดเพลง mp3 I'm The Greatest Star - Barbra Streisand

I'm The Greatest Star-Barbra Streisand
Listen I've got thirty-six expressions
Sweet as pie to tough as leather
And that's six expressions more
Than all them Barrymores put together
Instead of just kicking me
Why don't they give me a lift
It must be a plot
Cause they're scared that I got
Such a gift well I'm miffed
Cause I'm the greatest star
I am by far but no one knows it
Wait they're gonna hear a voice
A silver flute ah hah ah hah
They'll cheer each toot(yay she's terrific)
When I expose it
Now can't you see to look at me
That I'm a nach'ral Camille
As Camille I just feel
I've so much to offer
Kid I know I'd be divine because
I'm a nach'ral cougher(coughs)
Some ain't got it not a lump
I'm a great big clump of talent laugh
They'll bend in half
(Did you ever hear the story about the traveling salesman)
A thousand jokes
Stick around for the jokes
A thousand faces I reiterate
When you're gifted
Then you're gifted
These are facts I got no axe to grind

Hey what are they blind
In all of the world so far
I'm the greatest star
Who is the pip with piz-azz
Who is all ginger and jazz
Who is as glamorous as
Who's an American Beauty rose
With an American Beauty nose
And ten American Beaty toes
Eyes on the target and wham
One shot one gun shot and bam
Hey Mr. Ziegfeld here I am
I'm the greatest star I am by far
But no one knows it
That's why I was born I'll blow my horn
Till someone blows it I'll light up like a light
Right up like a light I'll flicker then flare up
All the world's gonna stare up
Looking down you'll never see me
Try the sky cause that'll be me
I can make 'em cry
I can make 'em sigh
Someday they'll clamor for my dram-er

Have you guessed yet
Who's the best yet
If you ain't I'll tell you one more time
You bet your last dime
In all of the world so far
I'm the greatest greatest star