โหลดเพลง mp3 Dong Work For Yuda - Frank Zappa

Dong Work For Yuda - Frank Zappa
Hello there...this is the CENTRAL SCRUTINIZER...

Joe was sent to a special prison where they keep all the
other criminals from the music business...you know...
the ones who get caught...it's a horrible place, painted
all green on the inside, where musicians and former executives

take turns snorting detergent and plooking each other...

Anyway, while he's in there he meets this guy who used to be
a promo man for a major record company, Bald-Headed John...
King of the Plookers...

This is the story 'bout Bald-Headed John

Dong work for Yuda, Dong, Dong
He talks a lot 'n it's usually wrong
Dong work for Yuda, Dong, Dong
He said Dong was Wong,
'N Wong was Kong
'N Dong work for Yuda,
N John was wrong
Sorry John
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Dong work for Yuda
Dong, Dong
Sorry John
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He said Dong was Wong
And Wong was Kong
And Dong was Gong
'N John was wrong
John's got a sausage
Yeh man
John's got a sausage
Yeh man
John's got a sausage that will make you fart
John's got a sausage that will break your heart
Make you fart
And break your heart
Don't bend over if you are smart

He took a little walk to the weenie stand
Johns got a sausage
Yeh man
A great big weenie in both his hands
John's got a sausage
Yeh man
He sucked on the end 'til the mustard squirt
He said. "Ya'll stand back 'cause you might get hurt'
Sorry John
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Johns got a sausage
Yeh man
Sorry John
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He said Dong was Wong
Wong was Kong
Kong was Gong
'N" John was wrong
Sorry John
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Make way for the iron shaschige
Sorry John
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I need a dozen towels so the boys can take a shower
Sorry John
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Bartender, bring me a colada and milk
Sorry John
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On second thought, make that a water

Sorry John
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Sorry John
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Sorry John
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Sorry John
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