Anytime Anyplace Anywhere - Carter The Unstoppable Sex Machine The tequila sun is rising And the Harvey's Bristol moon is sinking
Put the Binatone on snooze Open up some special brews and start drinking
To the biggest mess in town Then put on your dressing gown Screw your head on upside down Drink yourself into the ground
The bottles by the sink They're the softest fucking drinks find on the market
Yes sir the Thunder Birds have gone And the wagon's rolling on and I'm on it
There's no such thing as Dr. Seuss Vodka and tomato juice Disneyland or dipsomania
Pick a flavor Anytime anyplace anywhere
There's a wonderful world
you can share
Try acrophobic schizophrenic paranoid attacks of panic
Epileptic fits of laughter twenty five million mornings after
And there's no such thing as Dr. Seuss vodka and tomato juice Disneyland or dipsomania name your poison pick a flavorMoonshine firewater, Captain Morgan Johnnie Walker Southern comfort mother's ruin happy hours of homeless brewing Galloway's sore throat expectorant after shave and disinfectant Parazone and Fairy liquid if it's in a glass you'll drink it Anytime anyplace anywhere
