โหลดเพลง mp3 Diet Song - Bobby Bare

Diet Song - Bobby Bare
Breakfast black coffee one slice of dry toast
No butter no jelly no jam

Lunch just some lettuce two celery stalks

No booze no potatoes no ham

Dinner one chicken wing broiled not fried
No gravy no biscuits no pie

And this dieting dieting dieting dieting
Sure is a rough way to die

So pass me a carrot stick peel me a prune
A glass of skim milk and that's all

Turn off the TV for the Big Mac commercial
It's driving me right up the wall

And I'm thinking of french fries sausage and waffles
Spaghetti and cookies and cake

And each night I'm dreaming of chocolate ice cream
And I'm starving to death when I wake

Supper two pieces of cauliflower raw
Some beefsteak the size of a nail

One sliced tomato a small dab of slaw
I swear I ate better in jail

Stop eating that pizza right under my nose
Girl that's the least you can do

Put down that candy bar while I'm singing
I'm starving my pants off for you

You're fixing the kids all those creamed mashed potatoes
But it's bouillon and water for me

Hey you got a lock on the refrigerator
Lord knows where you're hiding the key

While I'm starving for food late at night
I'm starving for loving from you

But you say that when I can see my own dick
You'll be glad to look at it too

So pass me a carrot stick peel me a prune

A glass of skim milk and that's all

You and Jane Fonda and old Richard Simmons
Are driving me right off the wall

Now when I am dead with the insurance paid
You'll look down at me and you'll grin

You'll say well the boy tried and he suffered and died
But don't he look good when he's thin
Oh my
And this dieting dieting dieting dieting
Sure is a rough way to die