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Living With A Hernia - Weird Al Yankovic
Help me out dig

All I do is grunt and groan

Hurts me to walk anywhere

Went to see my physician Dr Jones

He took my trousers off told me to cough
Doctor says there ain't nothin' to discuss

He tells me any day
I might have to wear a truss

Living with a hernia

All the time such aggravation

Living with a hernia

Gonna be my ruination

Living with a hernia

Got to have an operation

Feel so old

Too much bad pain good gawd drives me insane

Can't run barely crawl

Got a bulge in my intestinal wall

Walk real funny bless my soul

Can't play tennis

And it's hard to bowl

You can't even do the splits now say it
Better call it quits now
Now I'm sick of all this dancin' anyhow
Living with a hernia

Hurts me bad in a tender location

Living with a hernia

Had enough humiliation

Living with a hernia

Got to have an operation

I live with a hernia

Can't get up can't bend over

Now I live with a hernia wait a minute

You may not be familiar with the common types
Of hernias that you could get

So just settle down
Let me clue you in there's incomplete

Epigastric bladder strangulated

Lumbar hernia richter's hernia

Obstructed inguinal and direct

Living with a hernia rupture
I said it's causin' me such irritation

Living with a hernia

Have to have my medication

Living with a hernia I feel bad